What you shouldn’t engrave on your iPod

As you probably know, iPod’s bought from Apple’s store get shipped with a custom laser engraved message on the case. However, they don’t accept all suggestions, and they can decline improper phrases.

Here’s a funny fact. The most popular rejected messages are listed below.

* 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside
* Not to be used as a suppository.
* I cost more than three hookers.
* When my battery dies, so will you.
* Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain
* iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible.
* Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters
* Cocaine and razor blade not included
* Lick My Shiny Metal Ass
* karma is a bitch
* Bad Mother Fucker
* Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn’t In
* I play with myself
* Steal this? Will self destruct when used
* iMasturbate five times a day
* F uck Osama
* Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time
* I cost more per ounce than cocaine.
* This iPod will self destruct in 1 year.
* Practice safe sex… Go FU*K yourself
* Controls on reverse side, you STUPID FCUK!

Got more? Let’s hear them.

Coming soon: An idea of the coolest engravements. Be proud to have an iPod. Think pink and choose a good engravement.